A man was being chased by a lion,and he knew escape was impossible and so the man, who had never been particularly religious (In fact this just happened to be sunday morning), prayed,
"God, if you make this lion a Christian I will be happy with whatever lot you give me for the rest of my life"
The lion was no more then four feet away from the man when it stopped dead in its tracks, looks up to heavens quizzically and then fell to its knees and prayed in a loud voice,
"O lord, bless this food of which I am about to partake"
Cute huh? I know I laughed my head off after reading this. But what does it say about a Christian G-d?