The BENEFITS of SEX*

As if we don't already know, read it anyway.

Reading this is entertaining !!!

Did you know that we can determine if a person is sexually active or not by looking at her skin?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests have shown that a woman who has sexual relations produces big amounts of estrogen which makes hair shiny and soft.

2. To make love in soft and relaxed way reduces the possibilities of suffering from dermatitis and acne. The sweat produced cleans pores and makes the skin shine.

3. To make love allows to burn all the calories accumulate is this romantic love scene.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports. It strengthens and tonifies all body muscles. It is more enjoyable than doing 20 lapses in the pool. And you donĂ‚’t need special shoes !

5. Sex is an instantaneous cure against depression. It frees endorphines in the blood flow, creating a state of euphoria and leaves us with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more we make love, the more we have the capacity to do more. A body sexually active releases a higher amount of pheromone. This subtle aroma excites the opposite sex!

7. Sex is the safesttranquilizerr in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFICIENT THAN VALIUM.


8. To kiss everyday allows to avoid the dentist. Kisses aid saliva in cleaning teeths and lower the quantity of acids causing enamel weakening.

9. Sex relieves headaches. Each time we make love, it releases the tension in brain veins.

10. To make love a lot can heal a nasal congestion. Sex is a natural antihistaminic. It helps fight asthma and spring allergies.

This message was sent to you so that you have good chances in sexual relations. It went around the world 9 times. It now arrived to you so that you can can in turn enjoy "Benefits from Sex".

*from an e-mail, of course. :0

7 comments:

Vixen said...

Hmm, #6 is quite interesting. May have to increase sexual activity to prevent migraines. Such a sacrifice, lol.

Simple American said...

My wife must be hogging all the saliva. I have the dental problems and the missus never has a cavity. :(

Everything else seems spot on.

Molicious said...

I can attest for the clearing of nasal passages and making me feel better. The other stuff is iffy though. At least in my case.

Jennboree said...

No wonder my hair is dull and dry.
And I have a headache.



Oh, and I saw HINEY!

Serendipity said...

No wonder I am lethargic. I need me more sex!

YaKdUsT said...

Sex i wonder what that feels liek again!

Anonymous said...

Nice one!