Coolest Mother's day song I've ever heard. It's from SNL.
Mom, you are a truly special lady.
You’re the best mother a mother could be.
You’re smart, you’re pretty, you’re an absolute joy,
And I’m really gonna miss you, when you’re dead.
[Patti gives Will a puzzled look]
Mom, I’m gonna miss you when you’re dead.
We’ve had such a wonderful life together.
And when that grim reaper comes to take you away,
There will be nothing I can do, to stop him.
I will cry an endless stream of tears over your coffin,
Which will be the cheapest coffin money can buy—
[aside] ‘Cause you’re not materialistic, and that’s what I love about you—
And when we cover you in dirt, never to return,
I will think fondly as we’re selling your crap.
[Patti is clearly confused at this point]
Oh Mom, I’m gonna miss you when you’re dead.
You were one hell of a chick to grow inside of!
I wish I had told you that I loved you before you died,
But I guess I’ll never have that chance.
Happy Mother’s Day!